Alright, here's some code I just whipped up. Completely untested, just wrote it right off the cuff...so don't expect it to work 100% when you drop it in, but the core concept is there, as is a decent amount of the legwork
add_action( 'my_filter_posts_content', 'my_filter_content' );
add_action( 'save_post', 'my_set_content_filter' );
if( !wp_next_scheduled( 'my_filter_posts_content' ) ) {
wp_schedule_event( time(), 'hourly', 'my_filter_posts_content' );
}
function my_filter_content() {
//check to see if posts need to be parsed
if( get_option( 'my_updated_posts' ) == false )
return false;
//parse posts
$ids = unserialize( get_option( 'my_updated_posts' ) );
foreach( $ids as $v ) {
YOUR_FUNCTION_HERE( $v );
}
//make sure no values have been added while loop was running
$id_recheck = unserialize( get_option( 'my_updated_posts' ) );
my_close_out_filter( $ids, $id_recheck );
/*
once all options, including any added during the running of what
could be a long cronjob are done, remove the value and close out
*/
delete_option( 'my_updated_posts' );
return true;
}
function my_set_content_filter( $post_id ) {
//get the previous value
$ids = unserialize( get_option( 'my_updated_posts' ) );
//add new value if necessary
if( !in_array( $post_id, $ids ) ) {
$ids[] = $post_id;
update_option( 'my_updated_posts', serialize( $ids ) );
}
}
function my_close_out_filter( $beginning_array, $end_array ) {
$diff = array_diff( $beginning_array, $end_array );
if( !empty ( $diff ) ) {
foreach( $diff as $v ) {
YOUR_FUNCTION_HERE( $v );
}
}
my_close_out_filter( $end_array, unserialize( get_option( 'my_updated_posts' ) ) );
}